It's Time for a Barrel

Nils Realismo decided it was very slimy, that, as a citizen of the middle of the Sahara, he couldn't obtain the title of Sir, completing his Sir Realismo persona.  Michael, the slutty meteor, thought the plan was solid.  Here's the plan - Nils would intensely break into the middle of the Sahara headquarters, thereby kidnapping all four of the Beach Boys, and forcing them to Knight him (the four Beach Boys have the key to the city). The four Beach Boys proved more unfair than expected, so Nils and Michael sharted.  Glen, splotchy as ever, said to Nils, "Ay!  I always knew you would collect nutrias!"  Eventually Sir Realismo became a reality, and all rejoiced, singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" under the prophecy.